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FUNNY SMS

She is hot! She is sweet!
She always Needs A lip 4 kiss Whole world is Mad 4 her!
Who is she?



Answer= Tea....!
Chai piyo Mast jio!

Before
Love
Starts from Eyes
Grows With Gifts
Ends with Tears
Now
Love
Starts from Mobile
Grows With Balance Share
Ends With
Number Busy....


Muskan ke dayre me hamesha sukh nahi hote, ansuo k bahav me sada gam nahi hote, fasle chahe jitne ho dosti aur pyar kabhi kam nahi hote

Kuch Bikhre Sapno Se Ankh Me Nami Hai
Ek Chota Sa Asmaa Aur Umido Ki Zamen Hai
Yu To Bahut Kuch Hai Jindagi Me
Sirf Jo Dur Hai Unki Kami Hai

Yu hi nahi LADKHADAYE hum Ae dost
SAMBHALNA hum Bhi Jante the
Magar THOKAR uss Pathar se lagi
JISE HUM KABHI APNA SAB MAANTE THE

zindagi hai nadan isliye chup hoon,dard hi dard subah sham isliye chup hoon,kehdu zamanese dastan apni,usme ayega tera naam isliye chup hoon

Apki dosti sala apun ko itni pasand hai jeise.Ullu ko raat, Dentist ko daant Gaddhe ko Laath,Raja ko gaddi,kuta ko haddi,aur.Nange ko chaddi

Santa Ne god Se Pucha
Kya Mai Agle Janam Me
Gadha Ban Sakta Hoon?
God Ne Jawab Diya
aap iss suvidha ka labh pehle hi le chuke hai...........

Dil dena magar bharosa mat karna
Muskuraana magar ansu mat bahana
Pyar karna magar door mat jana
Ae dost maut dena magar dhoka mat dena...!!


Shadi ke bad Wife,Husband ko kaise bulate hai_
1yr:JANU
2yr:OG
3yr:Sunte Ho
4yr:O Bunty k Papa
5yr:Kaha mar gye
6yr:Ate ho ya BELAN leke aau

Girl Proudly Says : Meri To Har Sans Pe 1 Insan Marta He.
boy:Yaar phir Tum koi Acha ToothPaste Istemal kyon Nahi Karti ?

Udas nahi hona kyunki main sath hu,
samne na sahi par aas pass hu,
palko ko band kar dil se yaad karna,
main hamesha aapke liye ehsaas hu...

santa:
likhnewala hosiyar
padnewala gadha.
banta gusse hokar replyed
likhnewala gadha
padnewala hosiyar

Always remember two things :
Don't take any decision when you are Angry ,
Don't make any promise when you are Happy ,

Sardar going to shop 2 by an indian flag.
Sardar:Indian pathaaka undo?
Shopkeepr:undallo, itha flag.
Sardar: vere colour onnumille !

Wife: years ago i had a figure like FANTA bottle
husband: Darling
u still do have, the only diffrnc is earlier it was 500ml now its 2Litres!

Circuit samose K andar ka masala kha raha tha
Munabhai:Yeh kya hai?
Circuit:Boleto bhai doctor ne mujhe bahar ka khana mana kiya hai

sunday means:
S=sote raho
U=utho der se
N=nahao mat
D=dekho TV
A=aram hi karo
Y=yad karo sirf humko
so enjoy sunday
have a great day

Hey sms!
Go slowly,
if my friend
is sleeping
just come back to me-
otherwise
u go
without
making any noise and
slowly say
"gud nite''.

Jalne ko aag kehte he
Bujhne ko rakh kehte he
Or tumhare pass jo missing he
jaani
Use DIMAG kehte he

Smile increase the value of face,anger spoils the beauty of soul, faith is force of life, confidence is companion of success.So keep smiling

Never play the feelings of others,
bcoz you may win the game,
but
the risk is that you'll surely lose the person for lifetime

Ek din jab ham duniya se chale jayengay, Mat sochna aapko bhool jayengay
Bas ek bar asman ki taraf dekhna, Mere sms sitaron per likhe honge

Agar raat ko koi tumhare bistar me aaye,tumhare badan se khele,tumhare jism ko chume,to romantic mat hona"ALLOUT"jala dena aur sojana

Friendship may be like
a drop in a ocean for
you... But for me- the
ocean may be less
without the drop of ur
friendship....

Luck is not in our hands, but work is in our hands.
"our work can make luck"
but
"luck can't make our work" so always trust work than luck..

Little Faith Says>I Can Do It
Full Faith Says>I Will Do It
But Great Faith Says>Its DONE
Nothing Is Imposible When We Believe In Ourselve

Swarglok se samast devta, Vaikunth se Laxmi-Narayan,Kailash se Uma-Shankar, Brahmlok se BRAHMA aur Pruthvi se HUM aap ko suprabhat kahete he

"MASTi life me Hoti he,Knife se nahi,
BHAKTI man me Hoti he,
MANDIR me nahi,
Aap be Jan lo DOSTI sMs karne se BaNti he,Sirf PADNE SE nahi.."

"G"o to bed
"O"ff light
"O"ut of tension
"D"reams come
"N"ice sleep
"I"gnore worries
"G"et upearlier
"H"ave a nice day
"T"hink me always

Santa ki shaadi ek nurse se ho gayi.
Banta: Aur santa, kaisi nibha rahi hai?
Santa: pooch mat yaar, jab tak sister na kaho, bolti hi nahi...

Bahut dur magar bahut pas rahete ho. Ankho se dur magar dill ke pas rahete ho, mujhe bas etna to bata do kya tum bhe mere bina udash rahete ho .

Dhoka dia tha jab tumne mujhe tab dil se main naraz tha phir socha ki dil se tum he nikal du magar woh kambak dil bhi tumari pass tha

যদি আমি নাই বা থাকি ভাবছো তোমায় দেবো ফাকি, তাকিয়ে দেখো আকাশ পানে খসবে তারা তোমার টানে,
মনটা খুলে দেখো এবার/ছিলাম, আছি, থাক্‌বো তোমার ।

ডাকে তোমায় ভোরের আকাশ ডাকে ভোরের পাখি, বলছি তোমায় যেগে ওঠো খোলো দুটো আখি।
ফুলের বাগান বলছে জাগো বাড়িয়ে দুটো হাত, আমিও তাই বলছি তোমায় মিষ্টি সুপ্রভাত।

চোখ ঝল্‌সানো আকাশ, গরম গরম বাতাশ, চির্‌বিরানি গা, ঘাম কমে না, কলশি কলশি জল মাথায় ঢালবি চল্‌,
এই তো হলো সুরু ভালো থেকো গুরু, Happy Summer.


বন্ধু মানে নিল সাগর, উপচে পড়া ঢেউ, বন্ধু মানে মনের মতো খুজে পাওয়া কেউ। বন্ধু মানে দূরে থেকেও আসা কাছাকাছি, সকাল বিকাল জানিয়ে দেওয়া বন্ধু আমি আছি।

বন্ধু মানে কালের সাথি বন্ধু মানে রাগ, বন্ধু মানে দুখঃ সুখের সমান সমান ভাগ, বন্ধু মানে হাল্কা হাসি চোখের কোনে জল, বন্ধু মানে মনে পড়লে হঠাত্ৎ মিস্‌ কল্‌।


Swarglok se samast devta, Vaikunth se Laxmi-Narayan,Kailash se Uma-Shankar, Brahmlok se BRAHMA aur Pruthvi se HUM aap ko suprabhat kahete he

"MASTi life me Hoti he,Knife se nahi,
BHAKTI man me Hoti he,
MANDIR me nahi,
Aap be Jan lo DOSTI sMs karne se BaNti he,Sirf PADNE SE nahi.."


Little Faith Says>I Can Do It
Full Faith Says>I Will Do It
But Great Faith Says>Its DONE
Nothing Is Imposible When We Believe In Ourselve

Luv is beautiful

Bcoz its a feeling controlled by d heart ,

But friendship is very beautiful Bcoz its a feeling tht takes care of Heart..


Luck is not in our hands, but work is in our hands.
"our work can make luck"
but
"luck can't make our work" so always trust work than luck..


Life is like a piano, white keys r happy moments & black keys r sad moments..
But remember both keys r played together to give sweet music.


Friendship may be like
a drop in a ocean for
you... But for me- the
ocean may be less
without the drop of ur
friendship....


Agar raat ko koi tumhare bistar me aaye,tumhare badan se khele,tumhare jism ko chume,to romantic mat hona"ALLOUT"jala dena aur sojana

Ek din jab ham duniya se chale jayengay, Mat sochna aapko bhool jayeng
Bas ek bar asman ki taraf dekhna, Mere sms sitaron per likhe honge


Never play the feelings of others,
bcoz you may win the game,
but
the risk is that you'll surely lose the person for lifetime


Smile increase the value of face,anger spoils the beauty of soul, faith is force of life, confidence is companion of success.So keep smiling

Hey sms!
Go slowly,
if my friend
is sleeping
just come back to me-
otherwise
u go
without
making any noise and
slowly say
"gud nite''.


"G"o to bed
"O"ff light
"O"ut of tension
"D"reams come
"N"ice sleep
"I"gnore worries
"G"et upearlier
"H"ave a nice day
"T"hink me always

'7'is great
number.

Because '7'
colours makes RAINBOW.

'7'swaram
makes MUSIC.

'7'day makes a WEEK.

&

'7'letters make
FRIENDS.


Jalne ko
Aag Kehte Hai.
Bujhne Ko
Raakh Kehte Hai.
Aur Tumhare
Paas Jo
Missing Hai
Jaani.
Usey Hindi
Me
DIMAG
Kehte Hai...

santa:
likhnewala hosiyar
padnewala gadha.
banta gusse hokar replyed
likhnewala gadha
padnewala hosiyar

Sardar going to shop 2 by an indian flag.
Sardar:Indian pathaaka undo?
Shopkeepr:undallo, itha flag.
Sardar: vere colour onnumille !



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